by myself dance party
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by myself dance party
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

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productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

16 minutes ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 27,508 notes
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We don’t think you’re disgusting, do we;” or, Inadvertent zoo dates are the best dates

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 191 notes

I’ve never seen meerkats and a sad person at the same time - it’s like a weird art installation.

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 241 notes
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Please Like Me (S01E01)

"At least if they’re mediocre-looking, I can sort of appreciate why their standards are so low."

3 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 45 notes

- Oh, I’m sorry, Josh.

- Yeah, you should be. It’s your fault.

4 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 96 notes

Claire in 2x04/2x05

4 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 81 notes

You just have to remember that I was doing this in front of the entire class, yes?

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 235 notes
Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
6 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 144,798 notes